i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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