Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
