all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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