The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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