Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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