I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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