Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
All the doctor said was why
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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