I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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