Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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