did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
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