You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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