Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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