Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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