She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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