so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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