just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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