I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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