why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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