Your mouth is God's brothel.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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