I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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