i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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