Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
