the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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