Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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