how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
