check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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