My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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