This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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