Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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