everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
