this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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