I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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