I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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