Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
i think i just lost a toe
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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