About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
He called his prostate his "boner button".
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
