Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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