Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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