In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Randomize
