One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I am midnight drunk by noon
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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