well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
