Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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