I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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