Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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