Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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