You work out of a Hotel?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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