If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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