My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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