what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
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