Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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