The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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